UGLY BELGIAN HOUSES

Because most Belgian houses suck. Even mine. Seriously. My English sucks too. But i kinda like that. Fuckers
SO! Hectic day. Ive decided to stop tumblin here because apparently some architects could sue me for placing a picture of their wonderfull ugly masterpiece. Not the architects who build ‘simple’ ugly houses but the ones who make those spectaculair fucksaucin monstrosities like that church remember? Cause their house is ‘original’ The owners of the houses can not sue me. (thx to Kim Herbots at belgian newspaper De Morgen and prof. Copyright Dirk Voorhoof for the info) SO, what next? Well, i will place the ‘unoriginal houses’ pictures back online the next few days, including mine and leave the others ones (like that drawing from that 4 year old) blank. BUT, maintaining this blog by filling it with ugly meaningless houses who aint all that spectaculair UGLY aint big fun i still will end this journey here. FEEL FREE, to contact me at uglybelgianhouses@gmail.com to tell me u want to host this blog or u would love to take it over including responsability if any humourless architect tries to sue u. Goodbye. And thx to a fan for this quote: ‘We werden bevrijd van de barbaarsheid, maar bezet door de lelijkheid.’quote uitR. Braem, Het lelijkste land (Leuven 1968) 45-46. Love, Hannes Coudenys

SO! Hectic day. Ive decided to stop tumblin here because apparently some architects could sue me for placing a picture of their wonderfull ugly masterpiece. Not the architects who build ‘simple’ ugly houses but the ones who make those spectaculair fucksaucin monstrosities like that church remember?
Cause their house is ‘original’

The owners of the houses can not sue me. (thx to Kim Herbots at belgian newspaper De Morgen and prof. Copyright Dirk Voorhoof for the info)

SO, what next? Well, i will place the ‘unoriginal houses’ pictures back online the next few days, including mine and leave the others ones (like that drawing from that 4 year old) blank.

BUT, maintaining this blog by filling it with ugly meaningless houses who aint all that spectaculair UGLY aint big fun i still will end this journey here.

FEEL FREE, to contact me at uglybelgianhouses@gmail.com to tell me u want to host this blog or u would love to take it over including responsability if any humourless architect tries to sue u.

Goodbye. And thx to a fan for this quote:

‘We werden bevrijd van de barbaarsheid, maar bezet door de lelijkheid.’

quote uit
R. Braem, Het lelijkste land (Leuven 1968) 45-46.

Love,

Hannes Coudenys

THE END OF UGLY BELGIAN HOUSES (26/06/2011 - 09/08/2011)As promised i end this blog with dissing our own house. WHY DID U PAINT UR HOUSE WITH UR SHIT? And could u please fucking stop hangin ‘modern’ doornumbers? They aint modern. They suck!As a first and a last the owner can actually defend himself: Hey mister Ugly Belgian Houser. We are on the lookout for a new house and this house will be demolished in a few year since some school is planning to build a new campus on this site. HAPPY NOW? VERY HAPPY.Thank u for following. It has been a pleasure writing for u about Ugly Belgian Houses in Ugly Belgian English . It was fun seeing all u people care en react to my posts. I am not hoping this country will become more beautiful caus it won’t. We do not even have a government. Pictures will be deleted somewhere soon so if u want them for ur own site, copy/paste this museum of monsters. The rant stays. For a while. Ow and u can follow me on twitter: @hannes_bhc OOPS.Read about Ugly Belgian Houses here:The L Magazine (US)Bright.nl (NL)Bouwwereld.nlDe Morgen (BE)NRC Next (NL)NOS (NL)Villa Vanthilt (BE)

THE END OF UGLY BELGIAN HOUSES (26/06/2011 - 09/08/2011)

As promised i end this blog with dissing our own house. WHY DID U PAINT UR HOUSE WITH UR SHIT? And could u please fucking stop hangin ‘modern’ doornumbers? They aint modern. They suck!

As a first and a last the owner can actually defend himself: Hey mister Ugly Belgian Houser. We are on the lookout for a new house and this house will be demolished in a few year since some school is planning to build a new campus on this site. HAPPY NOW?

VERY HAPPY.

Thank u for following. It has been a pleasure writing for u about Ugly Belgian Houses in Ugly Belgian English . It was fun seeing all u people care en react to my posts. I am not hoping this country will become more beautiful caus it won’t. We do not even have a government. Pictures will be deleted somewhere soon so if u want them for ur own site, copy/paste this museum of monsters. The rant stays. For a while.

Ow and u can follow me on twitter: @hannes_bhc OOPS.

Read about Ugly Belgian Houses here:

The L Magazine (US)

Bright.nl (NL)

Bouwwereld.nl

De Morgen (BE)

NRC Next (NL)

NOS (NL)

Villa Vanthilt (BE)

We in the Belgian newspaper ‘De Morgen’ today. Read Phillipe Muyters read!

We in the Belgian newspaper ‘De Morgen’ today. Read Phillipe Muyters read!

Why bottering building a bungalow if ur chimney ends up being as high as a normal house? U live near an airport and kept ur house low to avoid airplane crashes? Seriously. Their are some nice bungalows but this is def not one of them. I do admire ur patience in finding time to design each side of ur house as ugly as possible. A stupid tiny veranda, a roof that looks slightly like a normal roof, a beast of a chimney, a ridiculous green fence aaaaargh when will i be able to shut this blog down? I must admit i suffer from heavy ugly house nightmares, weightloss and rsi. CHANGE THIS COUNTRY! (but with what government?)

Why bottering building a bungalow if ur chimney ends up being as high as a normal house? U live near an airport and kept ur house low to avoid airplane crashes? Seriously. Their are some nice bungalows but this is def not one of them. I do admire ur patience in finding time to design each side of ur house as ugly as possible. A stupid tiny veranda, a roof that looks slightly like a normal roof, a beast of a chimney, a ridiculous green fence aaaaargh when will i be able to shut this blog down? I must admit i suffer from heavy ugly house nightmares, weightloss and rsi. CHANGE THIS COUNTRY! (but with what government?)

One of the biggest problems in this ugly mini country: Big construction companies who dictate ugly taste by providing cheap total solution houses. They buy big pieces of land, They hire cheap architects, let them design cheap houses in every possible variation of style (i bet its against their will), use cheap materials and name those new streets in these new ugly manors after birds, flowers or another thing. They picture audi’s and young succesfull people in their ads and use very hardselling techniques with only one purpose: selling a lot. People buy it cause they think its an easy and cheap solution but its mos def not. Ur house is built with flaws, u live in an uninspiring neighbourhood and it will kill u being part of this monotone manor. Im sure it makes u miserable and unsuccesfull. This is a sketch. Its for sale and its BUT UGLY. BE SMART AND DO NOT BUY IT. I BEG U. DO NOT LET THEM BUILD THIS PIECE OF SHIT. Be original. With style. And taste.

One of the biggest problems in this ugly mini country: Big construction companies who dictate ugly taste by providing cheap total solution houses. They buy big pieces of land, They hire cheap architects, let them design cheap houses in every possible variation of style (i bet its against their will), use cheap materials and name those new streets in these new ugly manors after birds, flowers or another thing. They picture audi’s and young succesfull people in their ads and use very hardselling techniques with only one purpose: selling a lot. People buy it cause they think its an easy and cheap solution but its mos def not. Ur house is built with flaws, u live in an uninspiring neighbourhood and it will kill u being part of this monotone manor. Im sure it makes u miserable and unsuccesfull. This is a sketch. Its for sale and its BUT UGLY. BE SMART AND DO NOT BUY IT. I BEG U. DO NOT LET THEM BUILD THIS PIECE OF SHIT. Be original. With style. And taste.

Hey lets build a house so stupid, random and ridiculous even the ugly belgian houses blogger finds no words to describe our messy house. O YES I WOULD FIND LIKE A BILLION WORDS BUT I WONT CAUSE U ARE SO OBVIOUSLY TRYIN TO ANNOYE ME WHIT UR DISGUSTING ORANGE MATCHING PAINT. Grow up u childish wannabe modernist. Ur house sucks. Like FOREVER.

Hey lets build a house so stupid, random and ridiculous even the ugly belgian houses blogger finds no words to describe our messy house. O YES I WOULD FIND LIKE A BILLION WORDS BUT I WONT CAUSE U ARE SO OBVIOUSLY TRYIN TO ANNOYE ME WHIT UR DISGUSTING ORANGE MATCHING PAINT. Grow up u childish wannabe modernist. Ur house sucks. Like FOREVER.

No money in the world can buy good taste. Hey lets build that house we saw in that beautiful tv series Dallas. It shows how rich we are. ow Yes darling i love being an american hillbilly! IT SHOWS U THINK UR WIFE IS A BIGASS DUMBASS HORSE AND THAT MAKES U A HORSEFUCKER. I CAN NOT FUCKING BELIEVE U DESTROYED OUR PRECIOUS BELGIAN SOIL WITH THIS HORRIFYING MONSTER!!

No money in the world can buy good taste. Hey lets build that house we saw in that beautiful tv series Dallas. It shows how rich we are. ow Yes darling i love being an american hillbilly! IT SHOWS U THINK UR WIFE IS A BIGASS DUMBASS HORSE AND THAT MAKES U A HORSEFUCKER. I CAN NOT FUCKING BELIEVE U DESTROYED OUR PRECIOUS BELGIAN SOIL WITH THIS HORRIFYING MONSTER!!

OK ITS BIG. But thats about it. Seems like this owner took advantage of that promosale at his windowmaker: buy 2 windows and get 10 for free. If u get that kind of promo it means the windows are ugly mister and less is still more. Same thing for your frontdoor. Why do u need 2? Compensating ur small DICK? Or maybe it was the architect who copy pasted half of the house by accident and couldnt find the undo button? Funny. As a joke. But not in real life. Cause the harm is done. Uve got a permit and built this house that harms my eyes. Ow and one more thing: i know for sure this house wont attract any burglars at all and if it would your stupid little wannabe fence wouldnt stop them. IDIOT.

OK ITS BIG. But thats about it. Seems like this owner took advantage of that promosale at his windowmaker: buy 2 windows and get 10 for free. If u get that kind of promo it means the windows are ugly mister and less is still more. Same thing for your frontdoor. Why do u need 2? Compensating ur small DICK? Or maybe it was the architect who copy pasted half of the house by accident and couldnt find the undo button? Funny. As a joke. But not in real life. Cause the harm is done. Uve got a permit and built this house that harms my eyes. Ow and one more thing: i know for sure this house wont attract any burglars at all and if it would your stupid little wannabe fence wouldnt stop them. IDIOT.

The house Homer Simpson would build. Pure misery. Or the kind of house kids draw. A window, a door, a roof, a chimney and a happy colour. Its sad to know an actual architect sat in front of his designthingy and thought: hmm i did it again! What a brilliant sketch. We must build this minimal masterpiece, they will be proud of my legacy! NO WE ARE NOT. U BLUE WAFFLE U!

The house Homer Simpson would build. Pure misery. Or the kind of house kids draw. A window, a door, a roof, a chimney and a happy colour. Its sad to know an actual architect sat in front of his designthingy and thought: hmm i did it again! What a brilliant sketch. We must build this minimal masterpiece, they will be proud of my legacy! NO WE ARE NOT. U BLUE WAFFLE U!

YUK its random. Missing tiles. Fugly ugly green. But really like too many green. A garage thats only big enough for douchebag scooters or stupid no license aixam electrical cars, ugly flowers, ugly neighbours a really ugly mailbox and just another example of a rotten country with filthy rotten fucksauce houses. There i said fucksauce again. Fucksauce fucksauce fucksauce. Caus i can.

YUK its random. Missing tiles. Fugly ugly green. But really like too many green. A garage thats only big enough for douchebag scooters or stupid no license aixam electrical cars, ugly flowers, ugly neighbours a really ugly mailbox and just another example of a rotten country with filthy rotten fucksauce houses. There i said fucksauce again. Fucksauce fucksauce fucksauce. Caus i can.